
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
Never in my working life so far did I ever want to strangle a customer so much… till today. Got this Indian foreigner who bought an Asus Router from me during the roadshow… come to me today and complained that the router would not work …. Obviously, the router is working fine and he's just too stupid to configure the modem to sync with it. Yell at me that Asus technical support could not solve his problem over the phone. Am I Asus technical support personnel? Obviously, he's more than stupid, he's an idiot. An idiot that has such a strong Indian accent that I had to "huh" ,"huh" and "huh" again.
He then pointed his finger at me, then to the router and said "I demand you to change for me". Ok, pointing finger at me, I can tahan. Went through my stocks and realized that there is no more stock. Told him nicely that there is no more stock left and would be transferring stock from sim lim sq only tomorrow, as today is public holiday. And he went !@#$%^&*(), which I dun understand at all as I do not attend any fundamentals Indian language before. Went to disturb the remaining customers by pointing his fingers at me (how I wish I could use Dremel and saw it off at that time) and said "See how they are out to cheat my money"… wtf… never mind, I tahan! .. call sim lim sq and asked if they have the stock over there and customer wants to change personally. They do not have the stock and I told him.
Walk up to me and said, "what do you mean you do not have the stock? If I check and you have the stock, I gonna sue you!" Wah, KNNCCB, lim pei can no longer tahan liao… I shouted back "I took the initiative and check for you and yet you wanna sue me? Alright, I will not check for you. You call and check for yourself. If they do not have the stock in store, I gonna sue you for verbal threatening" and he went slient. KNN, I at my best trying to comply with the company's rules and regulations and at the same time, make sure he can received the router asap. CCB, taking our service for granted. Angeline could really see my temper flaring and I really had the intention to tie him up in chair and pluck out his ka mo, hand mo and nose mo with 2 2ocents coin… KNN! Wanna sue me?! Cheese Pie! I could easily hire Myanmar, China, Bangala, Thai and transvestites that are half done to play "Soap Bar" game session with you. Let you experience our very home grown Singapore style. PUI! Feel so angered for the first time and did not have lunch… GeeZ! I wonder what does the !@#$%^&*() means….. maybe it means "Do you know anywhere there have many many big coconut trees? I wanna perform the bollywood dance with my gay friends tonight".. Argh.. this must be the meaning
Escaped
{12:45 AM}