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Victim;
Ong Wee Chian aka Roger
Date of Birth: 05 June 1986
ORD Date: 06 June 2009
Enlistment Date: 07 June 2007
What a coincidence of dates!

Upcoming Event;

[1] 3D2N fieldcamp frm 17 Oct to 19 Oct
[2] 4D3N fieldcamp on 23 Oct to 26 Oct
[3] 4D3N fieldcamp on 31 Oct to 3 Nov
[4] Someone's birthday
[5] Grandma's Birthday on 11 Nov
[6] 28KM route march on 29 Nov
[7] Green Beret in

noisy;



Distruction

March 2007
April 2007
May 2007
June 2007
July 2007
August 2007
September 2007
October 2007
November 2007
December 2007


Thursday, May 31, 2007


Latest headline:

TP's and my camels had officially become Camel Roasted Peanuts. We will raise new camels next year again.




Escaped {12:30 AM}

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Monday, May 28, 2007


Would be going to SLS on Wed to learn POS for PC show... GeeZ!!! My booth got zar bo lei.... At least got some flowers to "see".. Damn!! Today would be my last day at Funan and yeah, my fanclub would be closing soon. (During lunch hours, I got a lot of my fans come and visit me, :) ) Working throughout the PC show and having a precelebration of my birthday with my "daughters" and "mom".... Enlisting 2 days after my birthday... Wahahahaa.... Going to little island on 7th June...

I must be getting old... Working for 36 days without a break is rather demanding for my body... Had been coughing badly, sore throat, flu and nose bleed frequency increased... and recovery days took 5 days, and I am still nt well yet.. tmr would be collecting my gown and ajisen for me, plus movie session...



Escaped {11:46 AM}

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Saturday, May 26, 2007


Today witnessed a brawl fight between an Indian and Malay while in bus. They were cursing at each other and the Indian guy broke free from his wife and started to hop up and down, punching his fists up and down in the air, like as though he is Rocky, and challenge the Malay guy for a duel. And well, the Malay guy accepted the challenge and they hugged each other and hoot each other faces.... and the Indian wife went "OMG! OMG! Pls stop!! OMG!" Got one inquisitive auntie took her HP and video cam the entire process and muttered,"Hope it's a not life and death case. If is I can offer to police as evidence" NB, kpo say kpo la, dun say like as though you are doing some good deed... Lao Zar Bo...

Alight at Bugis and saw serveral policemen... Wa... Singaporeans need anger management lei....
Policemen surrounded an eldery man and he lost his consciousness.... Seemed to me that he's been robbed and beaten....

Andrew was late for work and he told me that a girl was been molested in bus. The driver stopped the bus at Orchard Road and waited for the police to arrive.... While at work later, he looked for me in a panick, asking me if I saw the Samsung Q1.... Gosh.... the demo set of Q1 is stolen and is worth 2k... wah piang eh... such suay events happened within one day... GeeZ!



Escaped {1:23 PM}

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Thursday, May 24, 2007


Yesterday took half day off as I had flu and terrible cough and sore throat. Went home and snooze till 7.30pm and took a few med and slept all the way till this morning... Recovered about 80% and feeling better now...

Later would be working at Converse... **yawn** so sleepy... GeeZ!! Left 2 weeks till my NS enlistment... Bye~~ Off to work liao~~



Escaped {11:00 AM}

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007


SPH reporter just called me while ago... and seeked my permission to publish the matter on Lian He Wan Bao.... Nah, I reject em. I'm trying to see if the matter can be solved through peace talks...



Escaped {5:32 PM}

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Explicit Content!!!!!

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Have been busy lately at night... needa handle a siao zar bo next door... KNNCCBBLJ.. keep KPKBBPBBKNLBSPSB*.. lazy to type out all, pls refer to this link http://talkback.stomp.com.sg/forums/showthread.php?s=32f45fa506aa6e4f6713664cba680a16&t=18231... Lim pei use cucumber kan ni chee bye hao ni si!!! KNN... Use my foot and shove deep inside ur filmsy chee bye....CCB.. Ho gao gan...



* Kao Pei Kao Bu
Bo Pei Bo Bu
Kan Ni Lao Bu
Si Pei Si Bu



Escaped {3:09 PM}

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Monday, May 21, 2007


GeeZ!! 32C called me and told me something that I had unexpected... Damn it!
No wonder the issue has been brought up to me serveral times and I thought it was a normal conversation..... Chey! Aiya, I going to "squat" soon liao, so please, let me "squat" happily and spare me the burden. I have no time for this.Fact or ficition, I would not take any action(s)... I would leave it for the time being and let it be as it is now....

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Escaped {7:39 PM}

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I didn't know that TP is so shy... in front of girl... Throughout the train journey to Lakeside, all their conservation last less than 10 mins... Haiz.... Joslyn smsed me that he appeared to be very nervous when talking and went ta tu ta tu de...

Sorry dude, I lied to you that she stayed at RedHill, in fact, she's staying at LakeSide... Wahahaha... You should have seen TP's face. He looked as though he's having cramp... Wahaha... I giggled till i choked in my saliva.... Damn!



Escaped {12:03 PM}

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007



Saw this price offered by Dell for only 19.98USD. Quickly called Roy and Derrick and we managed to hoot 4 pieces. Recommended Selling Price for 2900XT is 4XX USD. This monster requires min 750w of power supply and for the best performance, 1kw. Nah, i not going to use this monster card, the upkeep is too expensive. Will sell it for 500 bucks over here. Haha. Anyway, I posted at forum that I managed to get a piece and someone PM me and said that he is willingly to buy from me for additional 50 bucks. He thinks I am a moron.
Derrick, here's the deal. I will give u this monster card, at the price of MSI 8800GTS OC versiom. You want? If not, I would sell it at 500 bucks.. Wahahahahaha... But, if only Dell would honour its pricing mistakes and ship to Singapore ASAP.



Escaped {12:11 PM}

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007


I was scanning through the list of items to be brought for NS enlistment this June. "Not bad, I got most of the stuff. No need to spend money to get new ones", my initial thought. Dug out the following items:

1. Swimming trunk
2. Goggle
3. Alarm Clock
4. Black Watch

Swimming trunk:
I tried the swimmng trunk on and the last time I wore it was like 3 and a half year back. I do not know if my butt had inflated during this period of time or the bloody trunk had shrunk. My trunk had simply become a thong! Even the groin area of the trunk had shrunk. Not enough to cover what it should cover. I can't wear that to tekong for godsake. I dun wanna let the bisexual to pinch/grope/massage/lick/credit card my butt. NB, threw that away.

Goggle:
Tried it on my head and the rubber strap snapped into half. Now my goggle had become a mini bra that is ample to cover my nipple. Threw it away again. NB!

Alarm Clock:
Looked fine to me. Set an alarm and it went off perfect... except that the ringing alarm was like a kitten mewing... Damn too soft, even my farting sounds much louder than that. Need to get a new one.

Black watch:
Found a casio black watch. I was hoping it worked fine... and knn, it did not. It shows "11.01" and even though it is 1pm, it shows "11.01", NB, spoilt again.

In the end, I still need to get new stuff.... All those relics have been sent to Tuas for incineration. GeeZ!



Escaped {11:50 AM}

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Monday, May 14, 2007


Whenever there is lack of manpower in SLS, boss would always fetch me over. And yesterday while on the way to SLS, he told me "I think you would be in SLS on Sunday too."
During work, I asked Big Friendly Giant where should I report to work on Sunday and he told me better go Funan Centre since no specific instruction was given from Boss.

Reported work today at Funan and Boss skyped Candy complaining that I would rather choose Funan over SLS cos it slacker. Fuck you! I am prepared to go over SLS and I even wore Asus shirt. You told me you thought I would be in SLS on Sunday. But that's all. Since you like to assume, then I also assumed that you would fetch me over if required. My attire already imply that I am ready for SLS. Look man, Boss, you did not give out any explicit instructions at all. Given your managerial post, you ought to give out clear instructions. Anything that you are doubtful of or unclear of, please keep it to yourself. All personnel below you shall act upon your spoken language, be it a "think" or "maybe" situation. They got only two ifs. If they dun follow on Boss instructions, Boss would assume they are lazy and dun like to do a follow up. If you make a decision even when Boss him self is dubious, either you screw up or you make it.

The anguish was with me for almost 2 hours, when Jessica sent me an SMS, which really make my day. First message she sent me was wishing me a happy mother's day. When asked where my present is, she really sent me a sweet message. It says," the present is deep inside your heart and my heart."

What a sweet daughter I have………………………




Escaped {12:28 AM}

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Sunday, May 13, 2007


Someone asked if i am suffering from depression? No i am not suffering any depression. Jus coping with the aftermath of many unfortunate events.



Escaped {1:00 PM}

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Friday, May 11, 2007


I once remembered that I told my boss that been a customer service oriented company would be beneficial for long run. And he disagreed with me, saying that it does not help at all. His company philosophy is to settle a customer ASAP and do not give em too much choice... He believes even though a company does not have a good customer service, it can still survives.

I was surfing hardwarezone forum and chanced upon this section, and a customer complaint our company is not providing good service. http://forums.hardwarezone.com/showthread.php?t=1606176

If boss says he's right, then he is right.



Escaped {5:33 PM}

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I am not gay! KNN, while having dinner at MS yesterday, a butch of guys on our left keep projecting their eyes over our table. Initially, I tot they were looking at her and continued eating... till she whispered to me "Do you know that the guys over there keep looking at you?"
and indeed, their bloody black pupils were staring at me, scanning me from head to toes. I felt so disgusted. Their behaviour when eating is very obvious... they first stick out their tongues to remove the food from the fork and then lift it into their mouth... It's not that I am discrimanting against gays... but I dun like to be stared by gays! Yes, I am white and big built.. but that doesnt means I am gay... KNN!

** NO NAMES**



Escaped {11:49 AM}

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Thursday, May 10, 2007


GeeZ! Been watching anime and movies for the entire week, not much work for me to do. Get to know this ABC customer today when she bought hard disk from me. she's going to US next week to study and I dunno how and why, we still managed to go for bowling session after my work. Ha… strange…. Tml would be my off day.. and I will be working at Converse… Hmmm…. Is there so much coincidence? When "C" goes off, "S" will come in and substitute. LKY (Not our MM) said in such a way that from what I understood, is that even "S" is after "C", he dun see a reason why "S" is not considered an "alphabet" to me. Yeah, he told me that "S" is a much more suitable character for me from one glance. Hmmm… how should I structure my thoughts into sentences….

Ok, "C" is for candy but "C" is also for canal, a deep canal that is. I was one day walking down the street one day eating my sweet "candy" where it suddenly involves into a "canal". Of course, given my chubby size, I was rolled into the" canal" and getting out of it seems to be rather troublesome and tedious. Yes, "Traffic Police" came by and fill the canal with sand to make me climb out easier. But still, is not tat easy to climb out. "S" for spiderman, rescued me and swings me around when I got the urge for some adventurous activities. (I know it's sounds more like spiderman swinging around with a big watermelon running errands for elderly. But this is my blog, I post what I want)

This might be a very confusing post and some might even say "WTF is Roger trying to say". Look at some of the previous posts and you might get some clues and I strongly believe someone out there, had already know what I am saying.




Escaped {12:31 AM}

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Tuesday, May 8, 2007


This post is dedicated to not beng still wanna act beng, TAN AH BENG











I am not lazyboi. Tan Ah Beng is KMA

I am not lazyboi. Tan Ah Beng is KMA

I am not lazyboi. Tan Ah Beng is KMA

I am not lazyboi. Tan Ah Beng is KMA

I am not lazyboi. Tan Ah Beng is KMA

I am not lazyboi. Tan Ah Beng is KMA





Escaped {3:37 PM}

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Had been watching anime and msning while at work since last week. Been promoted to store in charge but yet getting probation pay. Sianz...Derrick those guys keep wanting to lick my armpit, as I had promised them for licking me 5 times, they each can get a GT8800 graphics card.No dignity!

Had dinner with Eileen last night. Long long time since I had dinner wif her. And she kept probing if I had gf a not. And i said no. She is still unsatisfied with my answer. Now my beloved eileen, my answer is still the same answer. NO!!! Didn't know she bought saving insurance till yesterday man. Argh... Rich lady.. After dinner still had to rush down to Anson Hotel to have farewell supper for Bird. Didn't eat much as I had full dinner and only drank voka, voka and voka.

Dunno why I was in such a mood for drinking. Cos I am going to NS soon? Cos I recevied rejection from NTU and one from human and the next one from NUS soon? Cos my birthday is coming soon? Cos people around me keep taking me for granted? I really dunno. I just knew that I was really troubled free as I gulped down every glass. It really made me high and Joslyn had to call my brother to fetch me home. I do not know much details though.... but I knew Danny and my bro had to help me in walking.. GeeZ! i must drank too much man..
Woke up today rather early.. around 8.30am and no hang over at all. Instead, i feel very engertic and preach to KMA abt my self established religion. GeeZ! I can still crap so well after such night.... I do have a bit of headache right now.. Anyway, would be watcing spiderman 3 at Vivo tonight...



Escaped {11:59 AM}

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Sunday, May 6, 2007


All bee hives had been Exterminated by NEA. Shall go and shake Durian trees at Ubin. Bye, cruel world!



Escaped {4:38 PM}

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Friday, May 4, 2007


No prostitutes were roaming yesterday... Shall go to Botanical Garden and shake bee hives violently. Bye, cruel world



Escaped {10:16 AM}

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Thursday, May 3, 2007


I've just received NTU rejection letter. I'm now going to find some AIDS infected prostitutes in Geyland now. Bye, cruel world




Escaped {10:17 PM}

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007


Never in my working life so far did I ever want to strangle a customer so much… till today. Got this Indian foreigner who bought an Asus Router from me during the roadshow… come to me today and complained that the router would not work …. Obviously, the router is working fine and he's just too stupid to configure the modem to sync with it. Yell at me that Asus technical support could not solve his problem over the phone. Am I Asus technical support personnel? Obviously, he's more than stupid, he's an idiot. An idiot that has such a strong Indian accent that I had to "huh" ,"huh" and "huh" again.

He then pointed his finger at me, then to the router and said "I demand you to change for me". Ok, pointing finger at me, I can tahan. Went through my stocks and realized that there is no more stock. Told him nicely that there is no more stock left and would be transferring stock from sim lim sq only tomorrow, as today is public holiday. And he went !@#$%^&*(), which I dun understand at all as I do not attend any fundamentals Indian language before. Went to disturb the remaining customers by pointing his fingers at me (how I wish I could use Dremel and saw it off at that time) and said "See how they are out to cheat my money"… wtf… never mind, I tahan! .. call sim lim sq and asked if they have the stock over there and customer wants to change personally. They do not have the stock and I told him.

Walk up to me and said, "what do you mean you do not have the stock? If I check and you have the stock, I gonna sue you!" Wah, KNNCCB, lim pei can no longer tahan liao… I shouted back "I took the initiative and check for you and yet you wanna sue me? Alright, I will not check for you. You call and check for yourself. If they do not have the stock in store, I gonna sue you for verbal threatening" and he went slient. KNN, I at my best trying to comply with the company's rules and regulations and at the same time, make sure he can received the router asap. CCB, taking our service for granted. Angeline could really see my temper flaring and I really had the intention to tie him up in chair and pluck out his ka mo, hand mo and nose mo with 2 2ocents coin… KNN! Wanna sue me?! Cheese Pie! I could easily hire Myanmar, China, Bangala, Thai and transvestites that are half done to play "Soap Bar" game session with you. Let you experience our very home grown Singapore style. PUI! Feel so angered for the first time and did not have lunch… GeeZ! I wonder what does the !@#$%^&*() means….. maybe it means "Do you know anywhere there have many many big coconut trees? I wanna perform the bollywood dance with my gay friends tonight".. Argh.. this must be the meaning




Escaped {12:45 AM}

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007


During dinner with Peggy and TP, we wondered why CPC went missing, with no sms reply from her and seldom get to see her online. Surprisingly and coincidentally, she called me when we were at TCC for our desert. Reason for calling me is that she is stuck with some coding stuff and she needs aid. Passed my phone to TP immediately… Ha… she got a job as a programmer, something that is really unexpected out of her.. . Peggy now do sounds like me, the tone, the way to suan people…. O.o… TP, you need to be more observant man…. Don't even know what's happening around you…

Felt happy for them for having a well paid jobs… Haiz, I bangala, tmr labour day also need to work. Thursday off day still need to work at Converse….. have to find time to watch spiderman 3, I can't miss it…




Escaped {1:35 AM}

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